Look, yes, obviously you shouldn’t drink and drive, especially if what you’re driving a a 7000 tonne fucking SHIP, and yet I still feel everyone should take a moment today to commemorate the end of the no doubt noble career of the Russian sailor who drank half a litre of rum before aiming his ship at Scotland and ramming us at full speed. Naturally, Scotland being a GIANT FUCKING LAND MASS, came off slightly better in this encounter. The vessel has been scrapped, Scotland remains unscathed. No sailors were injured. But possibly they might stop sticking liquor cabinet on ships that have a zero tolerance to drinking policy.